My Dear Mouth,
Ok. I've had enough. The percocet was fun and all... but I'm ready for you to stop hurting. I know you're sore at me for having put you through the torture that is dental work. I appreciate the effort you put out in getting me through that. I understand that you're angry with me. Other than treat you to the glorious coffee that you love... I don't know what else I can do to make amends.
I have brushed you oh-so-gently... I have eaten the softest foods I can find. I don't know what else to do to coax you into not hurting anymore. When I take the percocet I pretty much can't function...
Help me help you. Stop hurting.
Thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
the rest of my face
4 comments:
Sounds like it may be time to switch to Tylenol, like my mom made me do when I had my wisdom teeth out- it sucks and you have to take it more often, but at least you can function! :-)
I tried that.. ha. I only took one (perc) today, after dinner.
Ugh. That's the worst. I hope your mouth responds amicably to your letter:)
You really make me not ever want to go to the dentist. And I have to very badly...I have a million cavities.
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