And I have for about a week now. I have Pneumonia. I've been to the doctor twice. Finally I have some high powered antibiotics and a steroid pack and an inhaler. And still, I sound like a drag queen. I don't look like a drag queen, as in I have real boobs and a real vajajay.
Speaking of vajajays. The show Two and a half men is on teevee and Charlie just said "I've got a vagina on my back! I need help." It might just be the codeine cough syrup, but that was funny.
Back on topic... I've been off of work for a week and I'm about to go insane. I don't stay home this much. I've slept a bazillion hours and watched a shitton of Law and Order Criminal Intent (thank you USA for the a-thon.) and now? I'm bored.
Also, I can't go swimming. that makes me sad.
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you not swimming with me makes me sad too!
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Milkin' it like a big fat brown cow now.
Our nickname for "Two and a Half Men" is "Two Men & a Little Lady." Remember the Ted Danson, Steve Guttenburg, Tom Selleck movies? Seems a more appropriate title. lol
Sometimes I'd like to look like a drag queen. They're hot.
-Missymae
Hmmm...if you were drag queen, what would your name be??
Lucy Richmond
They say if you take your first pet w/ the name of the street you grew up on that's your porn star name. I think it'd be my drag name too.
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