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Saturday, May 19, 2012

"The Weird Sisters" By Eleanor Brown


I have read a lot of books in my days. I started with "ABCs for Dummies" when I was a kid and kept on going.  My husband, in his own loving way, would describe me as a nerd through and through.  He is terribly afraid that our son will follow in my footsteps, but I love it. Reading is an escape. It's therapy for the poor- or rich if you don't visit the public library as I do.  So, since reading books is something I value in my day-to-day life, I've decided to start a new blog and dedicate it to books. Books I've read, books I want to read, books I wish I had never read at all (Jodi Piccoult, I'm looking at you.) Until I can think of a clever new name for my new book minded blog, I'm going to post them here for all my loyal readers to judge.

"The Weird Sisters" is about, well, three sisters that actually aren't really that weird at all.  The "tag" line, as it were, is "See, we love each other. We just don't like each other very much." Which, really, defines a lot of families these days. 

The novel starts slow and never really gains momentum.  The characters are introduced and defined in a painstakingly lackadaisical manner. About half way through the reader finally knows everyone and the story tries to take off.  It sputters around for a long while, but never gets off the ground. 

Rosalind is the oldest- the perfectionist.  She is take charge and make no apologies.  It's hard to believe that anyone would be this severe with their grown siblings.  I am the oldest and I know there are times when I am a bit forceful with my younger sister, but I don't think it is to the extreme that Rose is portrayed. 

Bianca is the middle daughter.  She is the party girl with a penance to pay for her fast paced life. 

Cordelia is the stereotypical youngest child. You're supposed to feel sorry for the older two because Cordy is the "baby" and has been treated as such her whole life.  Then you're supposed to feel sorry for Cordy because she's never treated with any modicum of respect.  She just sort of annoys you though.

Then there is the parents and the love interests.  The father is a well-read Shakespeare teacher.  He speaks in riddles, quoting the Bard with pretty much ever sentence.  So much so that  you really want to just tell him to shut up.  But, the author does allow the girls to be annoyed with this trait and the mom to chastise the dad for it some as well.  The mother has just been diagnosed with breast cancer. I think the mom is portrayed the best of all the characters. 

Truth be known, the book wasn't as awful as I perhaps have made it out to be. But it wasn't good either. Too many pretty words, not enough realism. You wanted the girls to become more well-rounded faster. To figure out their issues and be better people sooner than the last 20 pages of the book.  You needed them to stand up for themselves and stop feeling so damn pitiful and sorry all the time.  But by the time they do, you don't really care anymore. 





Thursday, May 17, 2012

NO MUSIC???!!!

I get to work today and the PTB (Powers-that-be) have blocked the radio network I have always used to hear some tunes. So I'm going to have to bring my ipod in here, which I don't want to do. And I guess I'll put music on it, which I also do not want to do.

Or I could download pandora onto my phone again... I also don't want to do. But seriously, it's too quiet in here. It makes me sleepy.

5/19/2012: I ended up downloading "Pandora" again. Thank God for multi-tasking cell phones!!!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Happy Mother's Day!!


"Before you were conceived I wanted you Before you were born I loved you Before you were here an hour I would give my life for you This is the miracle of life." ~ Maureen Hawkins


I will probably not have internet access on Sunday, but I wanted to wish everyone a very Happy Mother's Day. And remember, being a "mom" is not about giving birth or DNA. So raise a glass for every woman who loves and cares for a child (whether they walk on 2 or 4 legs.) Grandmothers, Aunts, step-mothers, sisters, cousins... Everyone!!

Confidential to Quinn: 

My world would not be worth living without you in it. You make everyday better. I waited for you for such a long time and you were worth every second, every test, every procedure. I almost gave up and I thank God everyday I didn't. I love you baby!

Confidential to my Mom: 

I miss you daily. I try every day to be half the woman and mother you were. I love you. 


Sunday, May 6, 2012

Funny things my kid says. Part 1

Ok, so I'm going to start a running series of  "Funny things my kid says." Because... well, he's hysterical.

So, the other day he and I were lying on my bed and chatting. I kissed his forehead and I said, I love you. He looks at me, very seriously now, and asks me a serious of questions like so:

Q) Do you love Daddy?
M) Yes, I do.
Q) Do you love Thor? (Our dog.)
M) Yes, I do.
Q) Do you love Bears?
M) (What???) Of course I do.
Q) Do you love horses?
M) (seriously???) Yes, I love Horses.
Q) Do you love babies?
M) Yes I do.
Q) I EAT BABIES! 

The last one was loud and with a lot of emphasis on the I. It was awesome. That kid is crazy.  You can ask him at any given point during the day, what did you eat today, Quinn? His answer? Thor, cars, toes, horses, etc... He knows he didn't eat those things, he's teasing you. And it's really awesome!!!

You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right...

Friday night I crashed your party


Saturday I said I'm sorry

Sunday came and trashed me out again

I was only having fun

Wasn't hurting anyone

And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change



I've been stranded in the combat zone

I walked through Bedford Stuy alone

Even rode my motorcycle in the rain

And you told me not to drive

But I made it home alive

So you said that only proves that I'm insane



You may be right

I may be crazy

But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

Turn out the light

Don't try to save me

You may be wrong for all I know

But you may be right



Remember how I found you there

Alone in your electric chair

I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

You were lonely for a man

I said take me as I am

'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile



Now think of all the years you tried to

Find someone to satisfy you

I might be as crazy as you say

If I'm crazy then it's true

That it's all because of you

And you wouldn't want me any other way



You may be right

I may be crazy

But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

It's too late to fight

It's too late to change me

You may be wrong for all I know

But you may be right



You may be right

I may be crazy

But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

Turn out the light

Don't try to save me

You may be wrong for all I know

But you may be right

You may be wrong but you may be right

You may be wrong but you may be right